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The Blog of Lord Sedgwick of Strathmore (OA, DFC, DSC, VC, KPMG, WTF, IOOF), cartoonist, failed lothario and figurehead of a proudly independent country, founded by thieves and whores, that swears allegiance to the Head of State of a foreign country.

Monday, March 09, 2009

She may not have Bette Davis' eyes, but she sure as hell has Michael Jackson's nose.

Rivers vents fury at Melbourne gig.

Comedian Joan Rivers caused a bigger stir than usual during a performance in Melbourne last night, delaying the show by 90 minutes amid a fiery dispute with her American promoter. Rivers strode on stage in front of a sell-out audience at Hamer Hall about half an hour after the expected 8pm start time last night, reportedly firing off a string of expletives about her promoter Levity Entertainment, and promising full refunds for the audience.

Sorry Joannie, me ole slapper, we reckon your string of expletives might be better directed at your slapstick surgeon.

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# posted by Lord Sedgwick @ 12:40 PM

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